Catherine Weingarten

Selected Humor Writing credits :)

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

• Shakespeare’s Love Sonnets Rewritten by Fuckboys

Robot Butt

• 7 Autumn Flavored Abominations to Make Your Life Fall AF (co-written with Gracie Beaver-Kairis)

Weekly Humorist

• Questionable Artist Residencies

Ye Olde Tyme News

• Quiz: Doth He Fancy Thee Or Is He Just Dying from the Plague and Thy Body is a Warm Convenience Upon Which to Lie Before his Imminent Death?

SlackJaw

• As The Author of the Viral Tweet, “bread sux” I’d Make a Great Addition to Your Ivy League Institution

• Writing Prompts for the Bitter Writer

• Hi, I’m Your Facebook Friend Still Talking about My Wedding Three Years Ago

• Treatment Menu for our Not at All Sketchy Pop-Tart Themed Spa

FLEXX

• Op-ed: I Stand Against Cops Unless The Cop is Exceedingly Good Looking

Little Old Lady Comedy

• What your Favorite Kind of Candy Says about You And Now That I’ve Gotten Your Attention, Help me! I’m Stuck in a Bottle -*Featured in Luke V.Burns and James Folta Humorous Writing Newsletter

• I’m Not a Normal Bride, I’m a Bride with a Quirky Wedding Registry

• Why I Decided to Give My Baby a Stupid Name Even Though I’m not a Celebrity

Broadway Beat

• Local Playwright Still Single Despite Writing Strong Female Roles, Left Wondering What The Point Was -*One of Belladonna Comedy’s 5 Best Pieces of the Week by a womxn or non binary writer

• Playwright Awarded Virtual Residency, Still Just Eating Cookie Dough and Crying All Day -*One of Belladonna Comedy’s 5 Best Pieces of the Week by a womxn or non binary writer

Points in Case

• List: 10 Hashtags Better than #amwriting

• Are You in an Average Relationship or a Sexy, Self Destructive Relationship in a Sally Rooney Novel?

The Archives

Little Old Lady

Points in Case

Ye Olde Tyme News

Flexx

FICTION

Here are The Things I am Sorry For, The Daily Drunk

Essays

A Jewish Chick’s Take on 12 Dates of Christmas, The Daily Drunk

Theater That is a Bit Too Fun To Exist, Critical Read

Creating Complex Female Characters, Howlround